The Chronicles of George

Page the First

We begin with a lovely example of how George's tickets usually are. Note the strange spacing, the awful grammar, and general weirdness. However, I can't fault him terribly over-much, since there are some days I wish we really did have an anti-Norton virus.

One of the printers is acting weird. George is typing weird. Note the use of the word "havening". This is a word that George uses often—hey, at least he's consistent. I believe "firing" refers to the Fiery printer controllers we have at work, but who the hell knows?

Havening again. George is always havening things. Today, we're havening problems getting nocked of the network. George is havening problems thinking coherently.

Yeah, and never will I figure this out on my own.

Everyone else's internet is OK. It's just hers that is screwed up.